Dumbest thing you've done while drunk

by **kiplaird** » Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:37

"Dumbest thing you've done while drunk"

I proposed...!

by **kiplaird** » Fri, 02 Dec 2011 21:41

kiplaird wrote:"Dumbest thing you've done while drunk"

I proposed...!

STILL WITH THE WENCH... but she still makes a mean gammon Omelette
I'm sexy and i know it.........................!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE&ob=av3e

by **beltic caldy** » Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:00

Reflection back to my drinking years, and in no way advocating substance abuse of any kind....

Dumbest thing I've done while drunk = stopped drinking

:wink:

by **Bretton JamesBANNED** » Sun, 04 Dec 2011 04:14

We were taking part in a golf tournament at our local club. I worked behind the bar of the clubhouse for a year as well, so most people recognised me instantly. After our round we all got absolutely **** and a mate of mine dared me to take a shit on the table (mind this was at about 3 in the afternoon) in the clubhouse for 50 pounds. So I did. Queue the letter the next day regarding the termination of my job contract at the Club.

by **Rob ITST** » Sun, 04 Dec 2011 06:26

I think that's my favorite.

by **jayl0ve** » Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:01

Wow...that's amazing.

And disgusting :lol:

by **Bretton JamesBANNED** » Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:05

Yeah, never again.

by **Vieira151** » Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:44

by **JJ_DUBZ_87** » Mon, 05 Dec 2011 06:52

Well, I can't top that story, but one night the last thing I remembered was having to pee... next thing I know a garage door opens, and I'm laying on top of a lawn-mower in a sleeping bag.

Apparently (after I blanked out) I got hot, so decided to go sleep in the garage of my friend's house... and wound up finding a sleeping bag he had lost years ago in the waist high pile of junk in there.

Hot mess... and talk about a hangover the day after... which happened to be the day I quit my job at a retail clothing store (rudely I might add lol)...

by **Bretton JamesBANNED** » Fri, 09 Dec 2011 15:41

Ok wow.. I just got off the phone with my mate and his story tops all of ours by a country mile hahahaha.

This legend that is my mate Kev got sooo **** like ridiculously, last night. Went to the casino at 3 and stayed till about 7. He won 600 pounds. Took a bus back home but fell asleep on it and landed up 15 miles outside of the city to a junkie area.

Thats not the best part..

So eventually he wakes up and realizes **** I gotta get back home.. he phones a taxi and realizes hes left his wallet on the bus.... hahahahha. You'd think he'd be smart enough to protect that amount of money and go with a taxi back home but no he takes a bus. The beauty of it is the casino to his house is like 15 minutes and he manages to pass out and wake up so far out, he couldn't even stay up for 15 minutes?

I'm actually laughing writing this out.. hes just dead in his bed mixed with a hangover and rage..our other drunk friend but kinda sober had to drive down at like 9 in the morning to pick him up. Some junkie is going to have a great night..if thats not a spectacular story I dont know what is.

by **Tamthewasp** » Sat, 10 Dec 2011 01:09

This topic was never meant too be about who could top ea,h others stories. So I don't know why ppl are saying I can top your story. Evry1 has a story too tell but for those americans I would highly recommend a show called RAB C. NESBITT. It's available on tbe usuall free tv websites www.1channel.ch it's old but set in 80s/90s it's scottish. Uber funny. I just hope 1 of you watch it. Also plenty of clips on youtube. It's relevant to the topic

by **Tamthewasp** » Sat, 10 Dec 2011 01:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm23WAS ... ata_player

The typicall drunk glasweigan

by **SlicerITST** » Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:35

I had been to a party of a friend of mine. He had rented a bar for his uni graduation and all the liquor was free that night. After the party me and my friends are walking when we get up to an open door. Apparantly it was a frat house kind of thing and there was a party going on. We got in and immediatly a friend of mine tries to make out with a girl there. So we get forcefully removed by their crew.

So we walk for a minute or so and we come at another open door. Not sure why but i decide it is a good idea to go in here as well. Next thing i can remember im standing in the middle of a living room of some family that just got home and they are all staring at me. That was a pretty awkward moment so i stammer something like, this aint no party and after that bolt back out. Of course, knocking over some things in the progress.

Later that night i puked in the back of a cab, in a train compartment and over the bike of a girl that was so sweet to give me a ride to my house cause i couldnt find my bike anymore.. Really, it was the last time i drank until i couldnt drink anymore. Since then i stick to a limit.

by **KINAMINAJ** » Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:12

The bosses son

oppS

by **Vieira151** » Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:19

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