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Postby safe_as_milk_ » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 02:48

tigerofintegrity wrote:.

Now I challenge you to write a paragraph about the same match but using Tsonga puns instead. Then, and only then my son, will you be a true punman. :D


You're asking me to plumb the depths of pun hell here friend...

After losing his lead Tsonga fought hard to regain control of the match. With his head cleared and his Wilfried (will freed? :P ) he proved he's not just your average Jo, and his big forehand was on Tsong.

I'm booing myself now.

Meanwhile, it may be a red herring, but there's a rumour going round that Fish has picked up an injury, and he's praying to cod that he doesn't have to see a sturgeon :lol:
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Postby jayl0ve » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 02:54

Man I can't remember this song....GUH.
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Postby Tuurbine » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 04:39

@djarvik you will be having a really long night tonight :D

@jaylove man, i was thinking the same about lisickis legs... Have you noticed that her calves have the same diameter as her thighs? She would be able to do some nice grips in UFC

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Postby Tuurbine » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 04:44

Oh oh monaco is dressed up as Dolgo, bad omen?
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Postby Elargento » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 05:13

no, its addidas lack of variety of outfits for 2nd class players.

monaco won't trouble fed at all.
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Postby Tuurbine » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 05:17

Elargento wrote:no, its addidas lack of variety of outfits for 2nd class players.

monaco won't trouble fed at all.


Lol i know, i meant bad omen for pico!
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Postby edlglide » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 05:49

Federer is playing vintage tennis right now -- just killing forehands AND backhands and playing very aggressive. Don't know why he doesn't play this way against everyone instead of dropping back and playing defensively.
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Postby L Sanchez MD » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 06:17

Pico didn't post much of a threat, but Fed played nearly impeccably to demolish him.
Lost a bit of respect for Monaco with his constant shouting and complaining. He never had a chance, so he should've just enjoyed the free tennis lesson while it lasted.
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Postby VillaJ100 » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:12

I was watching tsonga fish while everyone else was watching djoko I think lol. Really enjoyed the match though. I think the courts are starting to speed up now. I saw a good explanation as to why they were a bit slower this year, and it wasn't done in purpose apparently.

Btw for all the talk of decline fed can still run a train on someone
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Postby jayl0ve » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:19

Hell yeah he can...even a 75 % Federer is still better than 75% of the other guys out there.
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Postby supinesmokey13 » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:29

jayl0ve wrote:Hell yeah he can...even a 75 % Federer is still better than 75% of the other guys out there.
i saw that look in his eye he was keen on staying out late neither did mirka so he was in a hurry you could see if it were possible fed probably would like to make pico play even quicker so he could do another blake at cincy and finish in an hour
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Postby Moralspain » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:14

Never underestimate the pain of a person, because in all honesty, everyone is struggling. Some people are just better at hiding it than others.
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Postby VillaJ100 » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:36

Kinda lame.
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Postby fedfan » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:18

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Postby VillaJ100 » Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:25

Lmao thats hilarious
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