I hate to be a killjoy, but I don't find this funny at all - it's just way too much information. Perhaps I'd find it more amusing if it wasn't so completely and utterly embarrassing and/or if I didn't know somebody with IBS.
Anyway, why in the name of all that is good and right in this world would anyone post a story like this on the Internet, for the entire world to see? How did this guy come to the conclusion that making this incident public knowledge would somehow benefit him in any way whatsoever? It boggles my mind!
People just don't understand that their "face" are literally in the "book" . . . they don't recognize the world around them. For the ones who do, they have no respect for themselves, in my opinion.
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picachu211 wrote:He should have put the new pants on in Gap...
Yeah, the story lost me about the same time. If you were so, so desperate to change your pants, why wouldn't you change them while in a store chock-full of dressing rooms?
To be completely honest, I would venture to guess that over 50% of the stuff on lamebook was make up just to make it onto lamebook - I can't believe that some of that stuff actually happened / was said genuinely.
I realize there's a good chance it's fake, but I don't care. It's either a horrific tragedy or one of the best short fictional stories I've read in recent memory.
I'm still chuckling picturing this guy running through the bar...