Hi all,
I think I'm just going to come out and say it because I know a lot of you are still in denial.
Last Friday a game came out across Europe. It was called Topspin 3 and avid tennis fans waited and waited years in anticipation. (and after enduring 2 years of pain of Topspin 2, which was a botched followup to the best tennis game ever made; Topspin 1).
Their anticipation was in vain, in fact the French have screwed up topspin 3 so badly that I would actually rate it worse than a game called Power Serve on the PS1; and that load of shit came out in 1995....
Both games were french, both tried to achieve a level of ultra-realism which quite frankly is good if it works, but you tip the jug a little to far over and you're essentially bathing in your own piss. The graphics, okay they're good but the sound...wtf: why are all english speaking umpires robots? they sound like Stephen Hawking.
The player movement...is it only me or am I right when I say that far from being athletic, topspin 3 players (even if you have completed career mode) are sluggish fat FCUKS, the controls are very poor (especially at the net) as are reactions. The ball physics are very good but thats when you can hit the ball, which is unnecessarily hard. I play tennis for over 12 years and I assure you my rallies are way more fluid, quicker and exciting. YES I am saying it...Topspin 3 is a boring game. YOU KNOW IT IS BORING.
40 courts, good, thats an achievement and quite frankly the environments are sexy. But what about the career mode? It takes 1 year to complete the junior tournaments...do I have time for this shit? What about the suggestion "SHORTEN THE FCUKING CAREER MODE BECAUSE EVEN THE ONE IN TS2 was too long!" don't French people understand?
Compare TS3 to TS1....you'll notice they have taken 3 steps forwad and about 17 back. I mean how is Bjon Borg a legend if he quit his career at 25...went on drugs and made a failed come back at the age of 40 in 1991? How can you have legends and not include Sampras? Or Agassi? Or Ivanesavic (and don't give me that shit about downloadable content: its not gonna happen, the French are first going to bring back Henry Lacoste, followed by Henry Leconte, followed by that French-Iranian wierdo Monsieur Bahrani, followed by Guy Forget)
A true fiasco and seeing SCT3 I can tell that it is going to trump TS3. Im putting my money on the 4th of July when the former graces the London streets.
Ask yourself the question first; did you put in the game and say WOW this is better than I expected or did it take you 1 fkin week to force yourself to like this 2-bit piece of horse shit?
In closing I would like to run a poll. Please respond.
EQUITIESnDALLAS