Dumbest thing you've done while drunk

[jayl0ve]

I'll share mine if people seem to show an interest in this topic...it's kinda long so I don't wanna post it and then have it just be a dead topic.

I just have noticed that the forums are completely and utterly dead and devoid of any fun whatsoever, so I thought maybe this would liven things up.

I'm not condoning drinking at all- the fact that I don't drink anymore should tell you that- but doing stupid shit while you're drunk is just a fact of life for most young people.

I was just reflecting on all the dumb shit I did during the 5 or 6 years I really hit the bottle hard and was kind of amazed

[Samael]

Hm... The dumbest thing i ve done while beeing drunk happened about 5 years ago, during my highschool endind prom. I was told (cos i could't remember myself) that i sneaked behind the tables and tried to scare girls that i didn't know... That thing almost costed me a fight, because the bartenders wanted to throw me out of the ball...

[Tamthewasp]

Way 2 many to choose from, so I will just choose the most recent. I got a 40 pound fine for peeing in tge street on saturday at the football match.

[jayl0ve]

Hahaha nice ok 2 decent stories..

My all-time dumbest drunk move was about a year ago- I jumped out of my car, while driving it at about 15-20 mph on a residential street, leaving my friend in the passenger seat to steer my car

I literally JUMPED maybe 3 or 4 feet to the side of my car thinking that I would somehow hit the ground and be able to just keep running LOL. I tumbled/rolled a good, SOLID 4 or 5 times on the ground and IMMEDIATELY got up and sprinted towards my car which was heading towards a stop sign. I'm not making this up I freaking caught up to my car (mainly cuz my friend was yanking the e-brake) and actually jumped back in while it was still moving.

I'm super lucky I didn't roll into a parked car or break my arm when I broke my fall. It's hilarious now to think about, but I CAN'T BELIEVE I did something that stupid and it was all cuz I was shitfaced.

[KINAMINAJ]

After a long night of partying I once forgot my cell phone at my bf house. Without even noticing I took the remote control to the tv by mistake......


Oh in college lol every night I almost tossed my cellphone in the trash. Few times I actually forgot!! That's what patron will do to you.......

I now want to drink...

[bkristian]

Actually, letting kina to kiss me hahahaha. We were so drunk that night ...... hahahaha

[Tamthewasp]

Actually, letting kina to kiss me hahahaha. We were so drunk that night ...... hahahaha

Poor BK. You still having nightmares

[bkristian]

[KINAMINAJ]

Asses bk we can all dream!!!!!!! But haven't kissed many toads lately

[jayb1988]

I've done a few mad things after all nighters near Chester here in the UK.

One time, about a year ago, I had been out till about 5 in the morning with my mate paying for all my drinks because I had forgot my credit card for some stupid reason.

I managed to lose everyone as you do, then stumbled out of some club to find that I had barely a penny to my name, so could not get a taxi or even wait for a bus.

I don't think I could get hold of anyone and for some reason didn't ring my parents as a last resort, so being as drunk as I was, I thought the challenge of walking home seemed like a more appealing idea than it ever would have been!

It took me about 4/5 hours to walk the 20 miles home and no one could believe I had done it when I went into work the next day. I had even managed a game of football a few hours after getting home, absolute madness!

[jayl0ve]

DAMN man that's some Chuck Norris shit

[L Sanchez MD]

Who's surprised that jayl0ve has the craziest stories on here? :-p

Being Irish, I've been involved in many hilarious / retarded drink-related incidents.

Trying to remember the best ones now, but such stuff as drinking late at night, and losing my friends in a river, only to find them 30 minutes later on the main road.... One of my friends got so drunk he decided to sleep on the roof (roof of a first floor, so about 3 metres off the ground). Got up to get a pillow, and walked right off it, falling through 2 sheets of glass, cutting the tendon in his leg!!
I nearly lost my job because of drink, but I'm not going to go into detail about that here ;D

[Tamthewasp]

Ok. So I was in a nightclub in glasgow 1 friday night (the arches) we had bought some small happy pills but had forgot to take them with us too the nightclub. So we got drunk in the nightclub. Afterwards went back too the flat. It was in the city center 5mins from nightclub around 3:30am then drank somw more, then decided too eat our happy pills. The next thing I remember was getting woke up by the train ticket guy in London (a different country). This heavily contributed too my break up, but still not the worst thing I have done drunk. An I won't be sharing that story.

[Tamthewasp]

Sanchez i'm half irish/scottish but I onow what you mean. I'm not sure if the americans really understand a good piss up here?

[Tamthewasp]

Ok. So I was in a nightclub in glasgow 1 friday night (the arches) we had bought some small happy pills but had forgot to take them with us too the nightclub. So we got drunk in the nightclub. Afterwards went back too the flat. It was in the city center 5mins from nightclub around 3:30am then drank somw more, then decided too eat our happy pills. The next thing I remember was getting woke up by the train ticket guy in London (a different country). This heavily contributed too my break up, but still not the worst thing I have done drunk. An I won't be sharing that story.