Quotes

by **Cro Morgan** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:59

A thread for quotes you find funny, inspirational, stupid, etc.

For starters...

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." - George Bernard Shaw

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Anonymous

by **SoundfSilence** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:30

It is better to die for an idea that will live, than to live for an idea that will die - Steve Biko

by **Mike Rotchtickles** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:39

"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning".
- George W Bush

by **djarvik** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:43

"Festivus for the rest of us!"
- Frank Costanza

by **Moralspain** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:47

"I am always doing that which i can not do, in order that i may learn how to do it"
Pablo Picasso

by **djarvik** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:52

"I believe I can fly"
- R. Kelly

by **Cro Morgan** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 19:54

bloufo wrote:"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning".
- George W Bush

A few more (so many to choose from)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO46ii3W ... re=related

by **fedfan** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:15

"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed"
Theordore Roosevelt

by **Roman21** » Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:47

"A friend is someone that knows everything about you, and in spite of that he is still your friend"
Kurt Cobain

by **jayl0ve** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:16

'told u i was hrdcre'- some kid who killed himself with meds live in a chatroom.

by **djarvik** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:21

"buddy! Yet hehe!"
Q. Reese

by **Vieira151** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:21

"Some people say you can get hepatitis if you do coke with ones because they've been handled so much. But I tested out that theory for about a year, and I decided it's bullshit."
- James Sullivan

by **jayl0ve** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 00:30

These Yogi Berra quotes always...uh, inspire me:

'In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is'

'If you come to a fork in the road, take it.'

'Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.'

by **Amazing Matheja** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 01:38

"A win is a win" - S. Edberg

by **Cro Morgan** » Wed, 21 Apr 2010 02:28

Two good ones...

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least." - Anonymous

"Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

And the best quote of all-time...

"The top players are not predictable. As a matter of fact, they do the exact opposite of what I think they are gonna do." - CHEDERER

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