by Cro Morgan » Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:47
The only time adults watch soccer here in the States is when their kids are playing soccer.
Parents enroll their kids in soccer because it's relatively cheap (checklist: ball, shoes, shirt, shorts, big empty field) and a good source of exercise. Parents will pretty much watch their kids do anything, so they watch soccer.
Take the kids out of the equation and, for the majority of Americans, all you have is a slow, dull, virtually no-scoring game.
The typical American male has a three-second attention span - we have no patience for positioning, strategy, etc. We need hits, wall-to-wall action (blood is a plus) and lots of scoring.
In short, it doesn't matter how well the USA does at the World Cup. By it's very nature, the sport is doomed to fail (could succeed if the current rules are modified... say, bury 15 to 20 mines on the playing field, something like that).